Oprah Winfrey, age 54, was found dead in her home residing in Chicago, Illinois at 8:21 AM on September 20, 2008. She appeared to have a bloody area around her eye, a bullet wound in her stomach and some cuts and bruises up and down her body. They suspect she was beaten in the middle of the night, and shot in the side with a silenced handgun. According to the FBI, she was killed anywhere around 1:00-2:00 A.M. this morning.
“I didn’t hear a thing, I was up until 4 last night just watching T.V. and reading some books, nothing suspicious was heard or seen, I even went outside for some ‘cigs’ a couple of times and saw nothing” -Markus Julane, Oprah’s close neighbor.
“Who did it?” A popular question that’s been being asked ever since the situation. Well, the FBI has no idea whatsoever of who could of done it from the horrible lack of evidence and witnesses. They are currently ongoing through a house scanning process on which they will figure out more about the assassin, which will hopefully uncover footprints, handprints, or any other prints of who could of done such a horrible crime.
May Oprah Winfrey Rest in Peace.
January 29, 1954 – September 20, 2008
-Reported by Cole Weezle
James Vanderby said
Wow, that’s sad. Rest in Peace Oprah.
Dick Masterson said
She’s black? What have I been telling you guys?
We have over 9000 penises, and we sure as hell know how to fight the power. Too bad Oprah didn’t
RIP OPRAH WINFREY
Sarah said
This is just awful, how could someone do this to Oprah?!
Jacob said
Lol, Man I hate Oprah, it’s about time she killed herself, I bet it was the stress.
Anonymous said
I saw it on CNN and I just couldn’t believe it. I thought Oprah would live on for much longer, helping others until old age. Life is cruel.
For those who have their doubts:
concerned mother said
a just saw this on the local news, what a shock, her family has my condolences.
SlapStic.com said
How many more posts could an entire blog about the death of Oprah have?
Janet said
Oh my god, I can’t believe it’s true… This woman really changed my life. I feel terrible now…
Oprah Fan said
Oh dear, this is very sad news to the Oprah community. She was a dear friend to everyone, may her soul rest in peace.
Jake said
Holy shit..
You are posting this on every site you see, right?
Just think of all the people that loves her, and today they
lost her.. Damn..
The cops better find out what happened, or who. This sure as hell isn’t just a
game..
Mom’s crying a fucking river here, I’m sure many others does that as well..
Anonymous said
RIP sweet Princess
jjhit523 said
Oh god, at first I thought it was a joke, apparently not:
We all mourn the loss of an amazing person.
Oprah Winfrey, rest in peace, God bless.
Nigger Tits said
ONE LESS NIGGER
Poole said
Such a sad story… sad but true…
Cheesy said
OMG, so sad!!
Okay, I’m over it.. it’s SSBB time!
Alex said
That’s horrible. RIP oprah.
tim said
how sad.
Sarah Conner said
Oprah’s spirit is still strong.
watch heroes said
wowow
andrew bell said
i killed her
A Guy said
About damn time.
Dave said
Looks like those over 9000 penises finally got her
Peter Rudy said
How sad, I just saw the news.
Duffy said
Someone is going to hell for this blog.
Jebadi said
Holy crap, i saw this then i read someone mentioning that someone at Stormfront.org had posted that they were going to go after her, i’m trying to see if the internetwaybackmachine or wayback.org archived it as it looks like the people at Stormfront deleted the post. Scary if those Nazi creeps really did this. Holy crap man, this is really scary.
Fail Matt said
Oprah just lost the game 😦
John Bater said
Ugh, so sad *crying*.
Anonymous said
RIP: Oprah
Pedo said
inb4 goodnight sweet princess
anon said
Dumb nigger finally got what she deserved
Anonymous said
Earth just got a bit lighter..
Anon said
Rest in peace Oprah.
Oprah we miss you said
RIP Oprah. You will be missed 😦
OprahHater said
SWEET!
i knew that freddie would get to her.
Lol Oprah Died said
Lol she finally died. About time too.
But seriously at anyone who believes this shit find a real fucking article and if it was true it would have been on the news by now.
Macce said
That’s sad 😦
Will said
Finally
No said
A dead darkie?
Who cares
mha5an said
is that true?
bye Oprah…
anon said
Row Row fight the powah
oprah fans from kuwait said
omg!!!!
is this true??
why and who killed her?
i love her sooo much
RIP with all our love and condolences to her family
John Caldecott said
Why don’t you keep your negative comments to yourselves? She did a lot of good for a lot of people! I don’t think her colour should matter! RIP Oprah.
Charface said
How many people named Oprah does that leave left on the planet?
Neoaisyah said
Owww…
i really sad to hear this.
Oprah I’m one of u’r fan
naman said
i can’t believe what i have came to know abt Oprah winfrey… murder…….it is unbelievable..
anonymous said
So sad yet so true.
David said
HAHAHA
PedroBear said
so sad…rest in peace oprah…